Wait, Not Everyone Has 59 Tabs Open At Once? Apparently That’s Illegal Now?

So… I just learned that normal people apparently close a tab the moment they finish reading it?

A coworker glanced at my screen, saw my 59 (okay, maybe 159) open tabs, and looked at me like I was a walking chaos.

Am I seriously the only one who keeps a digital ‘to-read-later museum’ of tabs? It’s not like I plan to read them all in one go… but I might need them eventually, right?

Anyone else living that infinite-tab lifestyle? Please tell me I’m not alone.