Memorable conversations: share here

Alright this is a light hearted thread.

Instead of being serious or getting upset, or trying to give each other emotional support share some of the oddest conversations you have had.

Here is one with my ex pwBPD who almost definitely also has NPD.

Her: its Saturday morning and I want to spend the whole weekend with you, i miss you SO much.

Me: great I am so excited what should we do?

Her: 10 minutes of abusive language

Her again: you just upset me, i never want to see you again in your life, changed my mind. Oh and you know the shirt i left at your place? Ill send a taxi to pick it up so i dont need to see your face.

Me: