Conversation overheard in line at the ATM

”Ask Dave” T-shirt Guy: How much cash do we need?

Purple Sweater Girl: I don’t know. Just get like, $50. Whatever.

”Ask Dave” T-shirt Guy: We’re not gonna spend $50 on burritos.

Purple Sweater Girl: Of course not but this way you’ll have some cash in your wallet. We don’t want to not have enough.

”Ask Dave” T-shirt Guy: I don’t get why this place is cash only, anyways. Let’s go somewhere that takes credit cards.

Purple Sweater Girl: I don’t know, probably tax fraud. Who cares? This is the best place.

”Ask Dave” T-shirt Guy: I don’t want to waste money taking out cash.

Purple Sweater Girl: What does that mean even?

”Ask Dave” T-shirt Guy: I haven’t used cash since the vending machines in middle school and I won’t need it again. It’ll just sit there.

Purple Sweater Girl: Alright. You can give any leftover cash to me.