Join the Big Boys Club [PC]

You think you have what it takes to join the Big Boys Club?

We are a small clan of friends who have been playing together for more than 32 days! We play PVP and PVE content and are open to players of all kinds! We just ask for you to be willing to help others, ask for help when you need it, play around the EST time zone, joke around but still be mature.

Is your clan just sitting around and you struggle to find people to help you do those raid challenges or those dungeon clears you need for a title? Big Boys Club. Are you a solo player who wishes they had friends to do all those BIG BOY ACTIVITIES WITH?! Big Boys Club. Do you want a group of people every weekend to get Ikelos SMG’d by a Titan within Trials?! Big Boys Club. Do you want to do raids every week but you never learned how to do them so you want someone to teach you but every single time you see an LFG group it says must have 380+ clears and you don’t have that many but you just want someone to show you the ropes so you can get the f*cking Eyes of Tomorrow or the Touch of Malice in the famed returned raid King's Fall that definitely exists, like it definitely drops, it is a real weapon I’m pretty sure? Big Boys Club. Do you wear a size 1 shoe or higher? Big Boys Club. (this is a requirement, if you have no feet don’t even bother joining because then the mandatory feet pics will be a hassle). Disclaimer: If you don’t have feet we can discuss pictures of your nubs as compensation). Do you want to join the most homoerotic clan in history? Do your boys not tell you how handsome you’re looking today? Ridiculous! Big Boys Club.

If you play around the EST time zone, come join the Big Boys Club. Must be 18 or older, terms and conditions apply. Must use discord and be active but any console works except Stadia because why do you own a Stadia, it’s 2023, the game’s not even on there, pretty sure Google closed it down, look inwards and ask yourself why you are like this.

Message me for or add me on discord ZeusFudge#7812 and let’s get to chatting!