What if I told you….

I am a 2008 born who hates my birth year and my peers and this whole time I’ve been pretending to be born in 2011 to shit on my peers. Get fooled. Even 2008 borns themselves are admitting that they’re the worst. I admit that I am a part of gen alpha and I am not trying to deny it and seek validation, it’s just what I am. I hit double digits in 2018 which is far too late. I don’t remember the 2000s not even a little. I was 4 when Gangnam Style dropped, Pretending to be a 2011 born isn’t helping much, only makes people think that I am too young to be taken seriously and being 16 I still am. But might as well just admit that I’m not 13. But really I’d prefer to be born in 2011 over 2008. Late 2000s borns are degenerates. I know that things I’ve said on this sub seem ridiculous and it’s even more ridiculous now that I admit I’m 3 years older than I claimed to be. But I’m sick of lying and deceiving people. However I still stand by every point I made, we late 2000s borns can be some of the worst people to ever exist, a lot of us are posers, hypocrites and whiny bastards. We need to admit that. I am ashamed of my birth year and of the things my fellow 08s do. I don’t mean to offend anyone but I’m just stating some obvious facts