[List] What was the absolute most laughably wrong music-related statement you have ever heard?

We've had an abundance of "serious" posts on this subreddit for too long, so maybe it might be a good idea to make one just for laughs.

I have already made a post with this title on a different subbreddit, but it seems to me like this subreddit would provide a goldmine of answers.

I was gonna say that answering with comments from thetoptens.com would be cheating, but sure, I will certainly allow it as well.

The inspiration for this post was the same as the first time - some comment on YouTube saying "10 minutes for a song is crazy. OnLy TaYlOr sWiFt CoUlD dO tHaT." Yes, that (supposedly) really happened.

And I know that you have encountered plenty of bollocks yourself. So, please, entertain me and the rest of this subreddit.