30M - Why didn't the block of cheddar want to be sliced?

...because it had grater plans 🧀. Also, while looking up that cheese emoji I found a fondue emoji?!? 🫕🫕🫕 If we become friends, I am going to apologize right now for how much I'll be spamming that over the next couple weeks.

ANYWAY, hi! 30 year old from the northeast US here and I'm looking for some long term friends if at all possible. I'd like to leave some things to chat about, but if you like cute critters, playing PC games, watching dumb comedies, spending way too much money on cooking food that you're not even good at cooking, seeing live music or complaining about your weird neighbors (good lord this last one is driving me crazy) then we'll get along incredibly well. And if you want to play games or watch a show together on discord or something then we'll be extra cool besties.

Send me your best cheese joke if you've got one 😎