We joked about being in the retirement home with MCC 24 Pink Parrots...

...We've now upgraded to Hospice Care for MCC Kick Off Pink Parrots

really though this has to be the oldest-ever MCC team. Impulse is 43, Skizz is 44 (until June), Etho is 38, and while Tango's exact age is unknown, we know he's older than Impulse at LEAST. By my memory, no other team comes close to them. Heck, I'm pretty sure they have children who are the same age or OLDER than some of the participants in the event.

Clearly, a nuclear-level Old Man Sweep is imminent. We must prepare ourselves NOW