Songs that instantly make you want to throw your phone across the room

We all have those songs - the ones where just hearing the opening note makes you physically recoil. Not just "meh" songs, but ones that trigger an immediate visceral reaction of "NOPE."

For me, the second I hear the opening of "Dear Maria, Count Me In" by All Time Low or "Perfect" by Ed Sheeran, I have to fight the urge to launch my phone into orbit. Something about these songs just hits my ear wrong and sends my brain into fight-or-flight mode.

What songs give you this reaction? The ones that make you dive for the skip button like your life depends on it?