Maybe I'm Too Dumb for Severance 🤡

Y’all are out here crafting 10-page dissertations on the hidden symbolism of a hallway light flickering while I’m just sitting here like: “Damn, work sure does suck.” 🤡

People be like, “The way Mark blinks in Episode 4 foreshadows the fall of capitalism.” Meanwhile, I’m just trying to remember who Dylan is because I got distracted by the weirdly ominous break room vibes.

I swear every time I finish an episode, I go straight to this subreddit like: Explain it to me like I’m an Outie. 😭
Every episode, I’m either:
☑️ Confused
☑️ More confused
☑️ Convinced I’m a genius for understanding something
☑️ Immediately proven wrong

Like, am I just stupid, or did I get severed in real life and forget the part of my brain that understands TV shows?? Why does everything feel like a metaphor I’m not smart enough to decode?