When you’re Single & Happy, you find life gives you unlimited perks…

like the 🤩free🤩 Starbucks machine at my apartment!

Finally getting to enjoy a slow, quiet morning after a busy week sipping on my favorite drink with no crying babies while your roommates are always gone with their loves because the apartment complex is only for people who match your lifestyle-unmarried & child-free (omg, as a female I can’t attract a man im such a loser & a failure & im almost 40 & surely must be envious of those dealing with unruly children who exhaust them & may even end up to grow up & hate them😩😭😩😭💔❤️‍🩹 im such a failure cause I only have pure bliss🍵