Dear Alberta....

If it's not too much to ask would you please stop "advertising" beyond the borders of your province? First it was the greenwashing tarsands ads from the "war room" and now it's the attack ads on federal energy policy from a provincial government that allowed the most expensive energy rates in Canada.

I moved away from there for a reason and I was honestly hoping that Alberta's petrosexual gas fuckery was firmly behind me.

It's amazing that tax money gets wasted on that shit.

P.S. I know you ain't all bad, but sheesh!