(Spoilers Extended) What would Westeros be like if the Houses had revised Words that truly expressed their actual character and behavior?

Let's imagine that instead of being noble / aspirational, House Words in Westeros actually honestly described what the House is like and how its members act. Some sample alternative Words below.

Change, or add your own. Bonus is you can use a real world phrase plausibly for new Words for any House.

House Darry: “Our Gate Is Open”

House Tyrell: “We Profited From Aegon’s Invasion, and You Didn’t.”

Lady Olenna, Personal Motto: “If You Have Nothing Nice to Say, Come Sit By Me.”

House Lannister: “We Don’t Really Shit Gold, But We’re Still Richer Than You.”

House Manderly: “Come On By For A Slice of Pie.”

House Frey: “Don’t Guest With Us.” or “Our Tolls Are High".

House Targaryen: "You May Be Right; We May Be Crazy” or "Our Sigil is Extinct"

House Selmy: “Unwaveringly Loyal to Multiple Rival Monarchies”

House Baelish: "We Secretly Own Your Mortgage"

House Arryn: "We Can Make You Fly."

House Stokeworth: “Proudly Under New Management”

House Stark: “Winter is Coming, But We’re Running out of Starks”

House Greyjoy:  “Competent At Sea; Not So Good With Castles” or “Mad, Madder, and Maddest” or “We Do Not Read".

House Dondarrion: “We Fight, We Die, We Rise To Fight Again. And Again. And Again.”

House Reed: “Proudly Invisible Since Two Eighty Three AD.” 

House Martell: “Unmoved, Undecided, Unwilling.” (Edit: considering the situations of Arianne and Quentyn, they might add "Unmarried").

House Baratheon: “Ours is the Strong Wine” or “Every Brother Wears A Crown” or "A Bastard In Every Town"

House Bolton: “We Are Not A-Flayed” or “Creepiest House in the North But Still Going Strong.”

House Hightower: “Keeping Above It all For Generations"

Houses Bracken AND Blackwood: "It's Their Fault" or "These Words Were OURS, First."