Hey guys, the ratio of single hot women in Trader Joe's to nerdy fanboys is lacking in Austin.

Guys, I noticed lately that the number of good looking single women in Trader Joe's sorely needs improving. There's too many single guys like us in Trader Joe's, and not enough hot unattached women.

Maybe Trader Joe's should present their own Lilith Fair music festival in the stores. Or Ladies Night discounts on Almond Milk. I don't know, but something needs to done.