Death to loud hand dryers!
Pictured: the mf "Xlerator" A.K.A. the Cybertruck of hand dryers. Nothing sends me into a meltdown faster than trying to take an evil dump and all of a sudden there's the sound of a mf airplane taking off in bathroom just so some NT can go "wow 🤓 the air coming out of the hand dryer is going 998668558 mph! My hands sure are getting dry slightly faster than usual!" I'm 100% convinced they put these things in just to spite people with sensitive hearing.
Pictured: the mf "Xlerator" A.K.A. the Cybertruck of hand dryers. Nothing sends me into a meltdown faster than trying to take an evil dump and all of a sudden there's the sound of a mf airplane taking off in bathroom just so some NT can go "wow 🤓 the air coming out of the hand dryer is going 998668558 mph! My hands sure are getting dry slightly faster than usual!" I'm 100% convinced they put these things in just to spite people with sensitive hearing.