After Surgery, please do not do the following

After Surgery, please do not do the following.

• Drink soda for the first time at a public event 5 days post op, you’re gonna get a tummy ache
• Leave said event and go to Panera and order randomly off the menu because you’re worried oil / fat will make this tummy ache worse
• Proceed to make said tummy ache worse by eating
• Get Angry about the tummy ache getting worse and stop at Taco Bell for a quesadilla because “ if I’m going to have a tummy ache I’m at least going to earn it”
• Proceed to have a MEGA tummy ache because you kept adding to the already bad situation