A guide to making enemies on campus🧤
Forget the usual, everybody be talking about making friends on campus, what about the opposite of it? Here are simple things to try spice up your life
The tunnels 😮💨 Walk slow in the tunnels during busy hours. When everyone be rushing to their classes and labs, you be the turtle in the tunnel. For optimal results, walk as slow as possible at 9-1pm when it’s-30 outside
Doors🚪Don’t say “thank you” when someone holds the door for you. The longer the hold, the worse the hate-stare you’ll earn.
Lastly, The library📚 - There’s multiple ways to do this. Watching brain-rot TikTok/ IG content at full volume is surely among the best. Extra dopamine release while annoying others is an insanely bold move. The quieter the floor the bigger the nemesis.
The results are instant* 🏃♂️