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I wish that electricity was a liquid

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The one sidedness is just so exhausting

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I nearly had a seizure

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First raid was a success because of an army

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She wants to break up because I asked about an ex

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I wish that Earths space stations received a transmission from space that said "Stop sending out signals or it'll find us"

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I wish that humans were now incapable of reproduction through sex

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I wish that the sun exploded and swallowed the earth

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I'm slightly miffed

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I wish that all human nails grew 10 inches a day

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I wish that, simultaneously, every plush toy in the world looked at the nearest person and said "One day you will answer for your actions" and went back to their previous poses and never spoke again

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I'm so fucked. I can't fucking do this

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Might get kicked out soon. Do I have ANY leverage here?

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I wish that eyeglasses were alive and self aware

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I wish that ducks wore tailored suits and were always talking down to humans

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Why does this happen so much?

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I wish that every time I sneezed, a random male (excluding myself) contracted irreversible erectile dysfunction

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I wish that a mad scientist was kidnapping people and swapping the locations of the eyes and thumbs on his victims bodies

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I wish that all boogers in the world, both human and not, instantly turned into solid concrete

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I wish that no species on earth ever went extinct

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I wish that everyone always knew what everyone else was thinking

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I wish that in an instant, everything on Earth became so sticky that nothing could be pulled apart from each other. Everything. Clothes, surfaces, food, liquids, everything on Earth

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I wish that, after the set had been completed, all legos in the set would become flaccid

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I wish cum was white and not red

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I wish that, in an instant, every human on Earth contracted a lethal level of radiation poisoning.

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