I wish that I could choose when and how much to sleep. I want to sleep for 3 hours, I can simply, at will in an instant, sleep for 3 hours and nothing can wake me up until that time has passed. (Bonus points if you don't do the obvious home invasion)

What have narcissists taken from you that you can never get back?

I wish for all kinks to be socially accepted as long as they are done between 2 consenting people over the age of 21

I wish that all humans with any sort of disability or disfigurement had their negative conditions cured

Why do they hate it so much to know that their kids are sleeping?

I wish that life existed on every planet in the universe

I wish humans had 20 fingers on each hand. And no "uhhh technically the thumb isn't a finger 🤓"

Which game should I get, Pikmin 1+2 or Pikmin 3?

Why am I so scared of them?

After the most recent breakup, what song did you play on repeat?

I wish to find true love that will last forever

I wish it became explicit, official canon that Skyrim's mammoth cheese is actually smegma.

I wish for all of Humanity's knowledge, lost or otherwise, to be accessible by any person at any time.

I wish for the next President of the United States to be an openly homosexual porn star with a flamboyant twink husband.

I wish humans lost all of the bodies healing effects. Any cut, broken bone, bruise, sore muscle from working out, torn tendon/ligament, is permanent and will never heal

I wish I had the ability to make other people shit their pants at my control

Special missions only work once?

I wish I could stop/start aging at my own will, and reverse the aging process too, also fully in my own control

I wish to wake up with $3.50 under my pillow.

I wish that whatever physical pain/ailment I would experience was deflected to another person chosen at random

No, seriously, the irony is always so lost on them

I did it. I finally left

What’s the worst thing your ex said to you?

I wish to die instantly and painlessly at a random point within the next 72 hours

I wish that, on the day the Switch 2 becomes available for purchase, I was given the exact amount of money I needed for it and a house.