Main hooman is transforming we kitties again!!!!

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Intruder!!! Must sooooo!!!

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Halps! Substitute hooman has turned me into...
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Main hooman did AN ABANDON!!! Substitute hooman turned me into...rabbit!!!!

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Kilogram's...

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DUB lounge access
An unofficial sub to discuss news, developments, and thoughts about Aer Lingus and AerClub.
Tell her to take a shit with her pants on

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Perks are...interesting...

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Blowing a kiss from my toothless mouth...

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Hooman attempted to ignore me, so I did CRIMEZ!!!
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Must file pawsuit against Alaska Airlimes, Disney, Main Hooman, Substitute Hooman, and Magnets!!!!!
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A taxi's what??

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Our convenient in-call sex doll rental service

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FAQ's

A place for apostrophe enthusiasts to commiserate over the cringe-worthy apostrophes we all encounter in life.
New Crime!!! We overcome stoopid hooman!!!

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Hubby Custard...

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Awful hooman stops us from obtaining treats!!! Must do biggest sooooo!!!!
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There was a signed contract - AITAH in having it executed?
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Ultimate CRIMEZ - achievement unlocked!!!

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Hooman sleeps when I wantz foods and attention, so I do crimez! GO CRIMEZ!
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Enjoying a post-dinner nap

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Mileage Plan is now completely broken
Anything and everything related to Alaska Airlines and Hawaiian Airlines
Awful hooman has cheese but does not give us cheese!!! Must do biggest soooo!!!!

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I wake up hooman! Is this good crime?

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Halpz! Falsely accused! Need pawyer!!!
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